Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #27035
How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
Quote #392
Things are always darkest just before they go pitch black.
Quote #29931
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Quote #23261
I do not mind lying but I hate inaccuracy.
Quote #12615
You are only as wise as others perceive you to be.
Quote #20403
Most of the luxuries and many of the so-called comforts of life, are not...
Quote #23675
The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to...
Quote #13879
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
Quote #11190
A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely...