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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.
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Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
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True hope is swift, and flies with swallow’s wings Kings it makes gods, and...
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As long as there are human beings, there will be the idea of brotherhood...
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Freedom is being able to live with the consequences of your decisions.
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Adventure must be held in delicate fingers. It should be handled, not embraced. It...
Quote #4935
By the pricking of my thumbs,Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks!