Quote #4916
Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #10747
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #15491
Memory depends very much on the perspicuity, regularity, and order of our thoughts. Many...
Quote #283
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I...
Quote #5583
Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion.
Quote #19630
Wealth is not without its advantages, and the case to the contrary, although it...
Quote #12132
Discovery consists in seeing what everyone else has seen and thinking what no one...
Quote #12651
Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time...