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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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Character, in great and little things, means carrying through what you feel able to...
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Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who...
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Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
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The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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Frailty, thy name is woman!
Quote #25493
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.