Quote #11970
All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying,losing, cheating, and mediocrity are easy....
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The measure of a master is his success in bringing all men around to...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #20868
I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know...
Quote #15562
How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor...
Quote #24913
What is not good for the swarm is not good for the bee.
Quote #2175
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
Quote #7090
What does reason demand of a man? A very easy thing–to live in accord...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #22068
One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already...