Quote #33796
If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #3710
I have found you an argument: but I am not obliged to find you...
Quote #10763
The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
Quote #34312
If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...
Quote #9430
Men will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
Quote #13048
If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful...
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #18135
Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.
Quote #19483
Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of...