Quote #3664
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #9736
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Quote #6113
There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in...
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #22495
I let the American people down.
Quote #28375
I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
Quote #14314
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for...
Quote #18208
Worries go better with soup than without.
Quote #13883
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no...