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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #3014
There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
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Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
Quote #19074
As President Nixon says, presidents can do almost anything, and President Nixon has done...
Quote #5042
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #10701
I liked New York when it was an up-and-down city for me, low streets...
Quote #11078
I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am...
Quote #13932
People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
Quote #24033
If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person....