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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often...
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The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved...
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If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about...
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I mean your borrowers of books – those mutilators of collections, spoilers of the...
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
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The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry...
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Heal the past, Live the present, Dream the future.
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Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no...
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If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...