Quote #21610
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
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In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a...
Quote #24281
It is not the fruits of scientific research that elevate man and enrich his...
Quote #25890
Work ‘em hard, play ‘em hard, feed ‘em up to the nines and send...
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #7697
Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #337
If it is to be, it is up to me.
Quote #22568
Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the...
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.