Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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What is the hardest thing in the world To think.
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I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
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f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
Quote #22040
Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as...
Quote #1044
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #15260
No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures.
Quote #20896
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Quote #2663
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the...