Quote #29912
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #3248
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a...
Quote #25293
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Quote #18206
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a...
Quote #30091
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #4275
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Quote #29516
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
Quote #21419
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and...