Quote #881
“Coolidge is dead” “How could they tell?
Quote #21641
All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy for what we leave...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #21646
Society is one vast conspiracy for carving one into the kind of statue likes,...
Quote #28293
If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a...
Quote #8358
No nation is fit to sit in judgement upon any other nation.
Quote #25617
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Quote #19813
To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.
Quote #2227
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Quote #1448
An optimist is the human personification of spring.