Quote #21829
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #1591
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
Quote #31032
We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Quote #7441
The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
Quote #2050
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
Quote #6707
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Quote #8270
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even...
Quote #16209
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #22583
If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you...