Quote #2235
What we choose to call sanity is a big house where the mad have...
Quote #420
Doctors and nurses are people who give you medicine until you die.
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #20824
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Quote #1862
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Quote #22463
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the year.
Quote #28801
The role of the teacher remains the highest calling of a free people. To...
Quote #16048
Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time.
Quote #18530
Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks.
Quote #29549
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you...