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Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.
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The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #34252
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #22291
It takes a village to raise a child.
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There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
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Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
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Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.