Quote #7044
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
Quote #23318
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
Quote #16300
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Quote #1251
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh...
Quote #25016
What a terrible time this is to be a Christian. The churches have failed...
Quote #26103
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #20774
Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement.
Quote #11231
A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and...
Quote #11189
No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the...
Quote #16229
There is no thought in any mind, but it quickly tends to convert itself...