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In order to be profoundly dishonest, a person must have one of two qualities...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.
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Character is the foundation stone upon which one must build to win respect. Just...
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But all God’s angels come to us disguised…
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It is not the language of painters but the language of nature which one...
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Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you...
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The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
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Art does not imitate life. Art is much more powerful than that. Art brings...
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As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ‘Watch For Rocks.’ Marta...