Quote #23781
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.
Quote #25293
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #30197
The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get credit....
Quote #11709
Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations; knaves, fools, and murderers there...
Quote #1786
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
Quote #14385
It is impossible to design a system so perfect that no one needs to...
Quote #22419
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
Quote #11385
Bygone troubles are a pleasure to talk about.