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Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I...
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
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Have I inadvertently said some evil thing
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When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
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All general statements are false.
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Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
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An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend...
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No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
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Never… ever suggest they don’t have to pay you. What they pay for, they’ll...