Quote #12098
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #7221
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
Quote #15417
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Quote #19209
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
Quote #3715
The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #5312
Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.
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When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Quote #34610
From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It...
Quote #5314
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.