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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
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Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #2903
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth, and they...
Quote #19971
A market is the combined behavior of thousands of people responding to information, misinformation...
Quote #26975
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make...
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If the programmer can simulate a construct faster then the compiler can implement the...
Quote #1759
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
Quote #14490
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Quote #25847
It is my settled opinion, after some years as a political correspondent, that no...
Quote #27591
Patience and time do more than strength or passion.