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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
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If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you...
Quote #29390
Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.
Quote #9999
It has just been twenty-three years since I began to wander. In the next...
Quote #26461
The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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It is right to be contented with what we have, never with what we...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #26936
Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.
Quote #7757
When we would prepare the mind by a forcible appeal, an opening quotation is...