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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
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My grandkids say, ‘Reality Bites.’ O.K., but it also challenges and rewards…I believe our...
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
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Trade-offs have been with us ever since the late unpleasantness in the Garden of...
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
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You will find rest from vain fancies if you perform every act in life...
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Honest error is to be pitied, not ridiculed.
Quote #12721
For prayer is nothing else than being on terms of friendship with God.
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I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.