Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #7700
Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my...
Quote #10463
Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is,...
Quote #29742
Teach thy tongue to say ‘I do not know’ and thou shalt progress.
Quote #8167
It is one of the great secrets of life that those things which are...
Quote #29890
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
Quote #27331
It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be...
Quote #17947
Philosophy is the science which considers truth.
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #22475
When the president does it, that means it is not illegal.