Quote #31240
There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring… The wedding ring… and the...
Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #5193
Talent is what you possess; genius is what possesses you.
Quote #22195
A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #7079
The first step towards amendment is the recognition of error.
Quote #23933
The love of beauty in its multiple forms is the noblest gift of the...
Quote #9352
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be...
Quote #17051
So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.