Quote #33027
Never love anything that can’t love you back.
Quote #32429
Offensiveness is a necessary consequence of opinions strongly held and openly expressed, and free...
Quote #30845
He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles.
Quote #7812
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
Quote #4852
Like one Who having into truth, by telling of it, Made such a sinner...
Quote #32637
No problem can stand the assault of sustained thinking.
Quote #17108
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Quote #14982
Of all the possessions of this life fame is the noblest; when the body...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #23172
I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the...