Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #7040
Safeguard the health both of body and soul.
Quote #5456
Exile, for no other motive than ease, would be the last defeat, with no...
Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #13069
If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would...
Quote #33768
The second half of a man’s life is made up of nothing but the...
Quote #10268
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.
Quote #11931
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, But in battalions.