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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
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I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
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When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
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We still do not know one-thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed...
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If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficient...
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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In expressing love we belong among the undeveloped countries.
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The tipping custom originated in England when small sums were dropped into a box...
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The reward for a thing well done is to have done it.