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People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
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Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost...
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The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
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Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
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The ideal engineer is a composite … He is not a scientist, he is...
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There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken...
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This is on me.