Quote #2804
Friendship is a very taxing and arduous form of leisure activity.
Quote #20259
Man’s most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
Quote #1879
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
Quote #4882
The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
Quote #27925
Do you want to know who you are Don’t ask. Act Action will delineate...
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #21814
Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #5307
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.