Quote #22639
God is a verb.
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People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
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Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.
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It has been said that the love of money is the root of all...
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I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what...
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Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an...
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Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
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If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...