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Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence...
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...
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If you listened hard enough the first time, you might have heard what I...
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Life is like a piano… what you get out of it depends on how...
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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!