Quote #11904
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Quote #3181
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #31424
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #7914
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #23859
What does reason demand of a man A very easy thing–to live in accord...
Quote #27095
Of course I don’t always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband...
Quote #9830
Every mile is two in winter.
Quote #18629
Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Quote #5148
The tree of liberty grows only when watered by the blood of tyrants.