Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
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You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired...
Quote #2443
A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #3326
Honesty is the best policy; but he who is governed by that maxim is...
Quote #9163
What people are ashamed of usually makes a good story.
Quote #30508
The sensibility of man to trifles, and his insensibility to great things, indicates a...
Quote #14146
Courage without conscience is a wild beast.
Quote #31076
. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Quote #30896
Don’t be sweet, lest you be eaten up don’t be bitter, lest you be...