Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #750
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and...
Quote #4894
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
Quote #17810
He would come in and say he changed his mind — which was a...
Quote #25615
History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
Quote #11988
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #24222
As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable.
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There are two motives for reading a book one, that you enjoy it the...
Quote #7318
As was his language so was his life.
Quote #30937
Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.