Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #28232
If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
Quote #22440
If you would live healthy, be old early.
Quote #24954
… information can be treated like any other quantity and be subjected to the...
Quote #34534
He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
Quote #4094
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one.
Quote #26200
You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference...
Quote #22880
It is a fine thing to establish one’s own religion in one’s heart, not...
Quote #5499
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
Quote #31856
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...