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If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the...
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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
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The most painful state of living is remembering the future.
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When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang...
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This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest; and that...
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To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do...
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Few can foresee whither their road will lead them, till they come to its...
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Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or...