Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #23329
We seek a constitutional amendment to permit voluntary school prayer. God should never have...
Quote #28587
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Quote #29238
We say the name of God, but that is only habit.
Quote #10845
Luck is the residue of design.
Quote #28325
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on...
Quote #15743
Unless you are prepared yourself to profit by your chance, the opportunity will only...
Quote #33204
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
Quote #21268
Judges don’t age time decorates them.
Quote #23222
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that...