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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
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Never lose sight of the importance of a beautiful sunrise, Or watching your kids...
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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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Think hard about it I’m running out of demons. I’m running out of villians....
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Facts are stubborn things and what ever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or...
Quote #7100
Keen at the start, but careless at the end.
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
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Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Quote #20992
O Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo