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We would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #22485
I took a look around the office. … I walked out and closed the...
Quote #14673
To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #24389
There is no way to peace peace is the way.
Quote #8683
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
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If nations could overcome the mutual fear and distrust whose somber shadow is now...
Quote #19465
Justice delayed is justice denied.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not...