Quote #2145
Most religions do not make men better, only warier.
Quote #28306
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
Quote #28332
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #12316
My main hope for myself is to be where I am.
Quote #27289
Gun control has not worked in D.C. The only people who have guns are...
Quote #18342
If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s...
Quote #5168
The stupid neither forgive or forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive...
Quote #5617
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to...