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A soft answer turneth away wrath.
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If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair...
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #15919
Whatever games are played with us, we must play no games with ourselves.
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When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
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Prosperity depends more on wanting what you have than having what you want.
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A hit, a very palpable hit.
Quote #2791
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.