Quote #31993
Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
Quote #13056
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
Quote #16291
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
Quote #31032
We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Quote #15166
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left–the...
Quote #23861
Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it...
Quote #4422
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #5830
There is no great genius free from some tincture of madness.
Quote #8516
To err is human; to forgive, divine.