Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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Quote #11965
In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all… Perfect relief is not...
Quote #7750
Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain...
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If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
Quote #23630
All cruelty springs from weakness.
Quote #24799
Civilization degrades the many to exalt the few.
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The pleasure of love is in the loving and there is more joy in...
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that...