Quote #4459
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
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In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one...
Quote #24321
The gates of hell are open, night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
Quote #22061
Good sense is of all things in the world the most equally distributed, for...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #11337
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
Quote #3653
If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art...
Quote #18730
The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.
Quote #13816
Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Quote #6758
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...