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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these...
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
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If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
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How can I be useful, of what service can I be There is something...
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Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
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Those who have long enjoyed such privleges as we enjoy forget in time that...