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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...
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Money cannot buy peace of mind. It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning...
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
Quote #18651
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
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Difference of opinion is helpful in religion.
Quote #21554
Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Quote #8061
Death ? It?s the only thing we haven?t succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #10727
Constant and determined effort breaks down all resistence and sweeps away all obstacles.