Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Quote #10842
We find no real satisfaction or happiness in life without obstacles to conquer and...
Quote #22679
…obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
Quote #14685
The slave has but one master, the ambitious man has as many as can...
Quote #9172
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Quote #13534
Every nation ridicules other nations — and all are right.
Quote #28886
The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #249
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #34799
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.