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Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it....
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He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won’t...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #26925
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Quote #4831
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get...
Quote #2282
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Quote #11290
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile – hoping it will eat him...
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Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don’t have...
Quote #30601
I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor...
Quote #16967
Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be...